Editor's Review
I'll come right out and say it, I'm partial to movies with a little build-up. I like to know why someone is being punished. I don't need much in the way of plot, but a little bit of anticipation is wonderful, as is some explanation as to what's going on. Is this a daughter-daddy thing? A vengeful lover's retribution? An initiation of some sort?
You get the picture.
So I fear I may unfairly judge The Extremely Hard Torture, on the grounds that it's 15 minutes of pure, straight-forward, merciless breast/labia torture & a wince-inducing, bare-assed spanking (across the hood of a car!) with no dialog or narrative or subtitles to speak of. Just: here's the guy and his hot naked girl, he's trashing on her thusly, now thusly, now thusly... The End.
See, that sounds pretty good to a lot of you, doesn't it?
So I have to give the movie props - it does what it does very well. You get Extremely Hard Torture, alright. I'll elaborate:
The first scene, a middle-aged man leads a nude woman (Thersa Lynne) to a rock slab in what appears to be a cave, where he hog ties her. The way she spreads her legs exposes her in such a way you'd expect her face to reveal some vulnerability or anxiousness or something... but no. She's blase' as can be and compliant, as well (she arranges herself so the man can tie her properly).
Now, if I were being hog-tied by some guy in a cave, I'd sure as hell be squirming & resisting in some way... but I digress. For all her lack of expression, she's a lovely thing. Fit and full-breasted, with choppy-short blonde hair and long, lean legs. She's no spring chicken, probably mid-thirties, but I liked how her face was clean & natural and not caked in pancake like in some movies where the girls can look like drag queens. She looks like a girl you might know from work or gym or the grocery store.
So, she's tied up & he proceeds to attach clothespins to her breasts & pussy. A lot of them! Her crotch looks like a zipper at one point. She hardly grimaced or made a peep for the first few minutes - well, long enough so I wondered if the sound was even on, but then I picked up the faint sound of wind... annnnd then, finally, she spoke, "Owwwwww..."
That's about as articulate as she got. She began a little chorus of "Oww... owww... ahhhh... ahhhh... owww... owwww..." as the dude slapped her clothespinned tits & lips around. Called to mind a sheep or a goat bleating, not my thing but I grew up in the city. ;-)
There's no relief on her face when he removes the pins, either, but we get great shots of her red, inflamed skin - and those dear little purple pinched welts all over her most sensitive tissues. Speaking of close-ups, though, the editing in this first scene is particularly odd, the way they inexplicably cut away from the punishment action to zoom in for pussyhole footage so well-lit & exposed it's almost like a medical photo. A little jarring.
The next scene, our damsel is again being bound up naked, this time to what appears to be a grate in some kinda sewer or drainage ditch. Her captor unenthusiastically but determinedly flogs her boobies with some kinda leathery cat-o-nine-tails thing. She seems a little more animated here than in the first scene - not much, but she tries to avoid the whip a few times, and she actually says "Ouch!" at one point like she was truly surprised it hurt her. Which surprised me, too, cause up till then the punishment had appeared suspiciously tame... After watching more, though... I dunno...
That leather whip might've hurt. I've never been whipped with anything like that, so it's hard for me to guesstimate what kinda pain she might've been in but just as I was leaning into my screen to check for marks, the scene was over. So much for my getting into THAT scene, oh well.
The third scene, though, left no speculation: this woman's ass took a ROYAL BEATING!! What appears to be a new middle-aged gentleman ties her up to the hood of a car and then slaps the hell out of her ass with his bare hand. Her cheeks burn cherry-red, and then he starts adding little soothing strokes between each slap... Whack! (smooth) Whack! (smooth)...
Then, abruptly, he fetches a thin bamboo rod from the back of the car and proceeds to crack that bad-boy across her cheeks with enough wind-up to leave immediate damage. Again, and again, and again... it's really quite brutal. No more emoting from our heroine aside from her standard "Ow... ow... ow..." No more strident close-up vag shots, but another unexpected editing choice: slow motion! I'm not sure it adds anything to the movie but ya gotta hand it to the director for tossing us a little curve ball, there.
In summary, despite the lack of any story whatsoever, these spankings will most definitely appeal to those who enjoy a "meat 'n potatoes" approach to spanking/bondage content. No plot, no pretense, no fantasy, no dialog, no acting, absolutely NO sex or male nudity or interaction at all between punisher & punished. No tears, no blood, no begging or teasing or resistance. Nothing terribly innovative or creative.
Howevah... if you like to look at spanking when you're jerking off, this movie is 15 mins of jam-packed spanking! ENJOY!!
